phansangel:

emilyinthetardiswithcheekbones:

frizz01percy:

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

PLEASE, I DONT NEED 5 YEAR OLDS ON THIS WEBSITE

(Source: jerriku)

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macabrecas:

where’s the porn

Up your butt and around the corner

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Rick and I broke up.

He said, “It isn’t working.”

I responded, “I get it.  We’re done.  BOOM! You’re single.  But you should know that I’m not…”

sifinia:

castalischiaro:

tcmcgee:

I’ve posted it once and I’ll post it again. 

It should be a rule of Halloween that you must honor this man in some way or another.

I think I laughed too hard, everyone in my class is staring at me omg

sifinia:

castalischiaro:

tcmcgee:

I’ve posted it once and I’ll post it again. 

It should be a rule of Halloween that you must honor this man in some way or another.

I think I laughed too hard, everyone in my class is staring at me omg

(Source: flexyrhead)

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jerkidiot:

my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”

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are you sure mom

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are you sure these are my clothes

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freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

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Y’know what’s not fun?

Getting busted for pot.

just-troylerthings:

4thalbum:

"all gays will go to hell"

oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES

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thepacificrimjob:

kaciart:

another-side-o-me:

Meet Clyde…

I don’t know what I was expecting

i expected cute noises

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thescienceofjohnlock:

loving-together-living-apart:

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:


everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment
im sold
gotta do it now

…
I’ve just been emotionally blackmailed by a cartoon snail.

It turns evil and sucks out your soul

thescienceofjohnlock:

loving-together-living-apart:

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:

everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment

im sold

gotta do it now

I’ve just been emotionally blackmailed by a cartoon snail.

It turns evil and sucks out your soul

image

(Source: jetstreak)

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help-me-yes:

white people talking about other ethnicities be like
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white people talking about themselves be like
image

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hodak:

whowasminein99:

this will be my child

#preach

(Source: twoheadedshark)

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