sktagg23:

Dr. Seuss was not even in the general area of fucking around.

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captainarlert:

therealbarbielifts:

bergerwithcheese:

trumpetnista:

2ndratehandjob:

lady-dirtbag:

marchqueen:

tastefullyoffensive:

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

IT’S BACK

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

ITS BACK 

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

Whoever drew this is an amazing person and I love them.

What in hell

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alittlebriton:

lost-lonely-and-loveless:

lovergirltati16:

I read somewhere that this campaign lowered local rape statistics by 11%.

Keep reblogging this. Everyone.

YES YES YES YES YES YES

Please, please reblog this far and wide. We need more posters that remind people that they are in charge of their own actions and that means they can decide not to rape.

(Source: hisnameischristian)

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somebrokecollegegirl:

riningear:

jenstiel:

pau1y:

thevardi:

apatheticghost:

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

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PAGE 1 OF 184

One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

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You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines. 

This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes. 

It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!

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bonnyanne:

Albus Severus Potter and the curse of the awful name.

"It is our names, Albus, that show which child our parents really hate, far more than our abilities"

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lachicaexplosiva:

princesspadackles:

thechildof-thetardis:

tinkersandtoymakers:

teamfreekickass:

thislilcutie:

smoothierox:

the-dancing-batter:

darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.


I got stuck


Pansy


Challenge accepted


Please, nothing to it.

omg

HOW EMBARRASSING!

Yes it got better finally


Let’s try this….
I feel dumb
so far so good…

And done! you know I thought there would be some kind of white girl change but this is very uneventful… I fell funny..

What…. is that jewelry??? AND A HEADBAND???

HEELS??????? 

GUYS IT’S A TRAP


this post is dumb

she forgot to say “accessorize!”

I literally reblogged this last night when it was just at the “Pansy” part but oh my god. REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE PERFECTION. Can we make “The Men of Tumblr” an official fandom. Because I’m in this fandom whether you’re with me or not.

The Men of Tumblr fandom could be called Mandom

I’M PART OF TE MANDOM

lachicaexplosiva:

princesspadackles:

thechildof-thetardis:

tinkersandtoymakers:

teamfreekickass:

thislilcutie:

smoothierox:

the-dancing-batter:

darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

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I got stuck

Pansy

Challenge accepted

Please, nothing to it.

omg

HOW EMBARRASSING!

Yes it got better finally

Let’s try this….

I feel dumb

so far so good…

And done! you know I thought there would be some kind of white girl change but this is very uneventful… I fell funny..

What…. is that jewelry??? AND A HEADBAND???

HEELS??????? 

GUYS IT’S A TRAP

this post is dumb

she forgot to say “accessorize!”

I literally reblogged this last night when it was just at the “Pansy” part but oh my god. REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE PERFECTION. Can we make “The Men of Tumblr” an official fandom. Because I’m in this fandom whether you’re with me or not.

The Men of Tumblr fandom could be called Mandom

I’M PART OF TE MANDOM

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greenhoused:

what if we had googly eyes instead of nipples

I now have a great idea for forplay. Thank you.

(Source: greenhoused)

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ceruleanpineapple:


why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt


Hey, I’d run like that too, if someone touched my butt.

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you

look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

Hey, I’d run like that too, if someone touched my butt.

(Source: yodiscrepo)

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ponyboys-greaser:

thesociopathwithabox:

therepublicofrapunzel:

Having trouble breaking up with someone???
1. Lean in for a kiss
2. Stop before your lips touch theirs
3. Say “Oh ________, if only there was someone who loved you”
4. Walk away and let them die
 

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this isn’t okay

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voldemortcanyounot:

assckles:

assckles:

I want to take a dollar bill and write “are you Misha Collins” on it and maybe one day it’ll end up in his hands and he’d be the one mind fucked for once

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GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN

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Supernatural: An Easter Summary

fake-suicide-of-genius:

confessions-of-a-cupcake:

floramus:

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This is my favorite thing

I HAVE BEEN WAITING AN ENTIRE YEAR TO REBLOG THIS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND I FUCKING LOVE THIS POST THIS POST IS MY LIFE HOLY HELL

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