jerkidiot:

my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”

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are you sure mom

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are you sure these are my clothes

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freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

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Y’know what’s not fun?

Getting busted for pot.

just-troylerthings:

4thalbum:

"all gays will go to hell"

oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES

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thepacificrimjob:

kaciart:

another-side-o-me:

Meet Clyde…

I don’t know what I was expecting

i expected cute noises

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thescienceofjohnlock:

loving-together-living-apart:

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:


everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment
im sold
gotta do it now

…
I’ve just been emotionally blackmailed by a cartoon snail.

It turns evil and sucks out your soul

thescienceofjohnlock:

loving-together-living-apart:

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:

everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment

im sold

gotta do it now

I’ve just been emotionally blackmailed by a cartoon snail.

It turns evil and sucks out your soul

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(Source: jetstreak)

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help-me-yes:

white people talking about other ethnicities be like
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white people talking about themselves be like
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hodak:

whowasminein99:

this will be my child

#preach

(Source: twoheadedshark)

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I think it’s about time that people knew about this.

I think it’s about time that people knew about this.

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ruinedchildhood:

News reporter quits on-air after relieving she was apart of Alaska’s Cannibas Club (x)

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alittleworldofimagination:

that-heros-gone:

arc-reactor-impala:

dorkly:

WHICH HOUSE SHOULD HARRY BE SORTED INTO?

SLYTHERIN?

RAVENCLAW?

HUFFLEPUFF?

Click and choose your own adventure!

JUST CLICK ON SLYTHERIN

PLEASE
JUST DO IT

CLICK ON ANY OF THE LINKS THEN CLICK THE NUMBER 5 BENEATH THE COMIC

THEY’RE ALL PERFECT

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